Welcome ! - Jokes (english)

Bear family's coming home. Daddy Bear, Mommy Bear and son sit down to lunch. Son Bear cried:
-Someone ate from my plate!
Daddy Bear cried:
-Someone ate from my plate too!
Mama Bear will:
Cmonn-Wait, I have not poured yet !!!

Why is the police officer never Cup?
-Waiting to be flashed a green light on the boiler.

Mujo and Haso talk by phone:
-Where are you Mujo painful?
-Here I am in Norway.
-Where you it?
-You have near-Globe?
-Yeah.
-E and it is below the screw you!

Ivica ask mom:
- "Mom why my teeth are called milk?"
Mom responds:
- "Because my son that you drink lots of milk!"
Edge:
- "And then dad's called beer!"

In the courtroom:
- "The accused, have you ever been to now punished?"
- "Yes, your honor, once."
- "Why?"
- "Because of head hitting the wall."
- "Yuo cant be punished for that!"
- "True, your honor, but it was not my head."

Policeman came to work, and one of his shoes black one white. Safe it starts clamor: "spoilers reputation of the police, and as we always say stupid, go home and replace your shoes." Policeman went home and returned after a safe and submits report: Sarge, I have a problem, and at home we are Odd, one black one white!

Q: How does a cop opens cans?
A: In the name of the law, Open!!

Sosa sends Lala SMS from America:
-Sosa, here are a great flood. Send me your picture to see the Americans that there are major disasters.

He said one of the other blond, "you know that the New Year this year falls on Friday?". For this to be: "Oops, not only to the thirteenth".